I was cruising around in my flying chariot when I noticed some stupid dragon protecting an oracle or something. I though to myself "This cannot go unpunished!", so obviously I proceeded to take my precious time to help this poor worthless oracle from the filthy dragon that was protecting her. I gracefully positioned myself in perfect balance on top of a cloud and pelted knives at the beast meanwhile writing and composing 15 new amazing songs. I did this until the thing died much to the delight of the oracle, who was weeping with tears of joy! The songs went on to be big hits in Greece (not that I need the petty humans praise) and I ended up taking the stupid oracle of Delphi to be my bride. Overall today was not an exciting one.
I'm done here.
-Apollo
#POLLOYOLO, #BORED, #NEW-WIFE-BORING, #APOLLO-GOD-IS-BEST-GOD
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